Vegan Slogans

Okay, so I had a couple of posts lamenting the lack of good vegan slogans and decided to come up with a few more, but I think a separate page is in order. So here I'll list the ones I know, the ones I find, the ones I make up, and the ones you would like to contribute. Now I'm not saying they'll all be great (and a number of them aren't), but ya gotta start somewhere, no?

(last updated March 13, 2011, April 12, 2020, January 20, 2022)

Consider this a work in progress:

• I'm Vegan - Bite Me
• I Think, Therefore I'm Vegan
• Veganism - Saving Millions One Bite At A Time
• Have A Heart - Go Vegan
• What Would Jesus Eat Today?
• Save Billions - Be Vegan
• Change What You Eat - Change The World
• Every Bite Counts - Be Vegan
• or (Make Every Bite Count - Go Vegan)
• Go Greener - Go Vegan
• If You Wouldn't Eat A Cat, Why Eat A Cow?
• Go Vegan - It's The Right Thing To Do
• Even Cows Don't Drink Milk - So Why Would You?
• Vegans Taste Better
• Be Human AND Humane
• Practise Compassion - Go Vegan
• or (Choose Compassion - Go Vegan)
• YOU Have A Choice, They Don't - Be Vegan
• Vegans Unite!
• Born Again Vegan
• Vegans Save Lives
• Food For Thought - Vegan For Life
• Veganism - The Only Ethical Choice
• Go Vegan - Or I May Have To Kill You (kidding!)
• Go Vegan - Or I'll Eat You (still kidding, I think?)
• Vegan For A Reason
• Planet Earth Is For ALL Of Us
• Have Gone Vegan
• Why Am I Vegan? Why Are You Not?
• I'm Vegan, But I Don't Worship Tom, Dick OR Gary (snort) 
• Humane Slaughter Is An Oxymoron
• Real Men Don't Hunt
• Animals Are Not Ours To Eat
• Eating Other Animals? I Just Can't Stomach It
• Why I'm Vegan? Google Factory Farming
• Would You Eat Human Eggs?
• Real Humans Don't Kill Non-Humans
• Don't Have A Cow - And I Mean That Literally!
• Vegan For Life
• Be Part Of The Vegan Revolution!
• Be Part Of The Vegan Solution, Not The Problem
• Give Peas A Chance - Go Veg!
• Go Vegan - It's The Christian Thing To Do
• Be Vegan, Be Mine
• Don't Eat Eggs - It's Stealing
• Vote With Your Fork
• Keep Calm and Vegan On (my favourite one right now)
• I'm Vegan (see post)

Ha, I've already had a couple of contributions! Keep 'em coming:

• Don't Eat Anything That Once Had A Face
• Lactose Intolerant? Become Cruelty Intolerant - Go Vegan!
• Vegans Choose (submitted by CJ)
• Real Men Drink Beer, Not Milk (submitted by Susmitha - Veganosaurus)
• Got Pus? (submitted by Susmitha - Veganosaurus)
• Scrambled Chicken Periods? No Thank You (submitted by Susmitha - Veganosaurus)
• I'm Vegan And I Love It! (submitted by a new vegan)
• Compassion Is Not An Occasional Act: It's A Permanent Attitude (submitted by Funny Motivational Speaker)
• I Don't Feel Superior Because I'm Vegan, I'm Vegan Because I Don't Feel Superior (submitted by Vicki)
• Love Life. Go Vegan (submitted by Vegan ERJ)
• YOLO Try Vegan! (submitted by Vegan ERJ)
• Peace Begins On Your Plate. Go Vegan (submitted by Vegan ERJ)
• Not Your Mom, Not Your Milk (submitted by Vegan ERJ)
• Meat Is Murder & Dairy Is Rape (submitted by Vegan ERJ)
• I Could Never Be Vegan - every vegan before they went vegan (submitted by Kayla Krest)
• Eating More Vegetables Won't Make You One (submitted by Make It Vegan)

Which ones do you like? Have a few to contribute? I'm going to keep working on these, so check back often!

Um, I'm gonna highlight current favourites. :)